February 2012
So many math problems
No motivation to do any of them.
I am super happy right meow.
Attractive, literate and into me. Yes. Let’s see where this goes.
He totes just implied he wants to take me out.
Is this really happening?? IS IT?
Awwwwwww yeahhhhh.
I am going to assume that all of these winky faces...
Thank you Jesus!
An attactive, grammatically correct, artsy, well dressed man has come to me.
Note to self: Don’t fuck this up.
AWWW YEAAAHHH
Please, please want the dick.
Please.
Okay.
That’s all.
I hate boys.
And I hate that you have a date tomorrow and I’ll just end up sitting at home on the couch with some Ben and Jerry’s.
I wish a guy would just comee swoop me off my feet…aka take me out and then makeout with me. Is that so hard to obtain?
APPARENTLY IT IS!
oooooooor
All da bitches that aren’t you guys…
Y U NO LIKE MY BAK DIMPLEZ?
“Ellle Elle “
“Did you call my name?”
“Yes, yes I did.”
“Oh, yesss?”
“Stay outta trouble…”
“But that’s no fun!”
“…true. Stay outta bad trouble”
“Okay, I’ll make sure I hide any bad trouble I get into”
“Haha, yes, that works too!”
My Photography...
Sill unsure how I feel about this situation.
Seems sketchyyyyyy.
I might be naive, but I'm not stupid.
To go or not to go?
That is the question.
Ah ha!
Knew you still secretly wanted me. Deep down, no matter how you tried to deny it. Knew. It.
I secretly wanted you too.
Well you’ve been waiting for three years. Here’s your chance. :)
Every guy texting me right now,
Is at least 6 years older than me.
What can I say? I have a thing for older men.
They’re older than my brother….it’s not weird if I don’t think about it. :)
I'm a little disappointed
That my suave methods of trying to attract all of you sexy males didn’t work.
I MENTIONED MY BUTT GUISE!
Can’t tell if uninterested, or very sloww texter.
Hm.
screw taking pictures
It’s too cold, and I’m too lazy for that today.
Laundry and homework it isssss!
I should probably get up.
Eat some food, do some laundry, do some homework and take some pictures.
I have 5 hours. I got dis.
I don't think my phone has been so hit up by male...
Ever. Holy poo.
This night keeeeps getting more interesting.
Hm.
5 tags
And now the fun begins.
LET THE FLIRTING BEGIN MEOW.
I have no shame.
caroljade:
seeing modest mouse live would be...
hahaha I love all you guys.
But seriously.
Dicks.
Meow.
WINKY FACE.
I HAZ A BUTT.
Is it working male population?
Are you attracted to me yet?
I want all the dicks
COME TO ME PENISES
